Cell-Void's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[L.A. Noire: Deleted Cases]

@the user below...

It's confusing to you because you don't understand wit, as wit is the highest form of humor, and you are the lowest common denominator. The jokes were quite simple, albeit very very chuckle-worthy and rich. The character of the new partner really shines through the holes in his hasty (read: lazy) decisions.

[Leo & Satan III]

Wow dude I almost shed a fuckin' tear.

Way better than that egotistical velociraptor guy.

[Brawl Taunts]

I'm gonna be completely honest here.

This was unfunny. It is apparent that either:
a.) Someone who is funny put no effort into this
-or-
b.) Someone who is not funny put way too much effort into this.
First off, your comedic approach was questionable. It seemed like you were going for cheap gags and hurr-hurr giggle moments for retards at daycare centres. It was just... I'll just put it this way, I've been more giddy at funerals.
Secondly, THE CAST. Oh my god, was the acting horrible. The only person who sounded good was TomaMoto, and I have no idea why such a genius voice-actor/animator would want to be involved in such a horrid project. And Snake... Snake just killed me. My younger sister can do a better impression than that. For someone so famous, you'd think that this had a shimmer of hope and a shining light somewhere in it, but nope. Nothing. I'm giving this a well-deserved 4/10 just because you were smart and cast TomaMoto.

[Slip 'n Bleed]

Good animation,,,

However, Dane Cook isn't funny. The animation is the only appealing quality of this piece.

[N vs E]

It looks nice and all...

But it's incomplete. You aren't supposed to submit incomplete shit to the portal, that's what the file dump is for.

[Speeding Car]

It looks nice and all...

But it's incomplete. NG is for finished works of art, not pointless frilly shit. Use the NG file dump for this kinda stuff.

Gillos responds:

It is complete. It is an animation of a car.

It is finished, I will not be adding more later, and I disagree that it is pointless, people might enjoy seeing a neat car animation.

[MBR Demo]

Dude.

I'm gonna give you 4 stars because it looks good and it's very smooth, but in the future, don't upload shit that's not complete.

[[KK] This is very gay]

word

da illest

SAK responds:

yea

[LL - The Kitten Collab]

Wait a minnit...

On Wikigrounds it doesn't say you guys are associated with KK. Word up with the kitty flash? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love kitties, but why no rusty fruit locks? :(

Mp3-Lock responds:

Our flash is about cute cuddly kittens, nothing else.